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Knuguy
Posted: Jan 09, 2018 - 06:22 pm


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Posted: Feb 11, 2018 - 10:27 pm


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Post Surgery Concern

"You'll be fine," the doctor said after finishing the young woman's surgery.

"But", she asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"

The surgeon seemed to pause and his face reddened as a small tear ran down his cheek.

The girl was alarmed.

"What's the matter doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"

He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

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Posted: Feb 19, 2018 - 12:26 pm


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Hope she never catches on....lol.

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Posted: Feb 20, 2018 - 04:40 am


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One day, Jim and Joe were out fishing when a funeral service passed over the bridge they were fishing by.
Jim took off his hat and put it over his heart until the funeral service had passed by.

Joe said "Gee Jim, I didn't know you had it in you!"

Jim replied, "It's the least I could do. After all I was married to her for 30 years."

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Posted: Mar 10, 2018 - 09:28 am


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A guy finds a lamp, rubs it and a genie pops out and tells him he'll grant him 3 wishes of anything he wants in the world but anything he wishes for his mother n law gets double.
So the man wishes for a car. He gets it but his mother n law got 2. Next he wished for a house but but then his mother law got TWO houses. He thinks carefully before his 3rd wish and finally after some thought he has it.
He wishes for the genie to beat him half to death

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KayKatz
Posted: Mar 10, 2018 - 12:05 pm


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Lol, That's just cruel Matt, but very funny.

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Putaforkinya
Posted: Apr 10, 2018 - 07:38 am


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A married man died before he could have sex with his wife. The wife then cut off his penis and mounted it to the wall. Each night she went to the wall and satisfied herself. One day the neighbour Sipho found out what was happening. He then made a hole in the wall, removed the dead man’s penis and put his own penis and waited for the lady. The lady came with a knife and said “darling, we are moving to a new house...

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Posted: Apr 15, 2018 - 12:27 am


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Posted: Apr 15, 2018 - 08:30 am


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