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Knuguy
Posted: Feb 25, 2019 - 12:25 pm


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Good one, eh?

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Knuguy
Posted: Feb 25, 2019 - 06:38 pm


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Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife... she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over... women like that are hard to find."

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Posted: Mar 13, 2019 - 07:50 pm


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Would the lady that dropped her kids off at the arena please come and pick them up.....They are beating the Leafs 5 to 1.

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Posted: Mar 13, 2019 - 09:39 pm


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And I use to like you .....

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Knuguy
Posted: Apr 12, 2019 - 07:51 am


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A man walks into a bar and sees a very attractive woman sitting by herself and asks, “May I buy you a cocktail?”

"No thank you," she replies, "alcohol is bad for my legs."

"Sorry to hear that.
Do they swell?"

"No, they spread."

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Lovepesh
Posted: Apr 12, 2019 - 08:02 am


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LOL!! KEEP EM COMING

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Knuguy
Posted: Apr 14, 2019 - 03:28 pm


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I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.
In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

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Lovepesh
Posted: May 24, 2019 - 02:36 pm


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so theres 2 guys fishing (lets call them friend 1 and friend 2) and don't catch anything all day they walk by another fisherman who keeps pulling out fish after fish. the fisherman is nice enough to give the 2 friends 2 fish... 1 fish is a lot bigger than the other.... so the friends clean the fish and cook it at camp.. when the meal is ready friend 1 grabs the bigger fish and stars eating... friend 2 says what heck why do u get the bigger fish... friend 1 says if u were me what would you do.. friend 2 replies " if I grabbed the pan first I would have given you the bigger fish and I would have took the smaller one, that's the friendly thing to do." friend 1 says " hey that's what I did I took the bigger one and gave you the smaller one."

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