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> How to Determine True Love, Lock Them in the Garage
sdcaller
Posted: Feb 09, 2019 - 10:10 pm


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Lock both your wife and your dog in the garage for 2 hours and then see who gives you the warmest greeting when you open the door.

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Fisherman
Posted: Feb 09, 2019 - 10:14 pm


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Ya, but most of the time your wife won't leave a big poop in the middle of the floor and then stomp around in it.

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Chevy
Posted: Feb 09, 2019 - 10:17 pm


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Hopefully the dog and I can out run the wife. I'm thinking, running in a zigzag pattern is my best option

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Posted: Feb 10, 2019 - 09:25 pm


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Posted: Feb 11, 2019 - 09:29 am


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Hmmm.... I see some people have already planned a special Valentines day surprise for their other half...

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sabmgb
Posted: Feb 11, 2019 - 10:08 am


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Problem with locking them both up in the garage would be she would drink all my beer and be truly p##### in more than one way. But dog would certain happy to get away from her.

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